Wow its been months if not years. I havent written in a while, i might as well start now. Now lets start with part 1 of my always unfinished and messy article.
•Afifah Rodzy
This is the name of my second daughter should i'll have one in the future. I have great hopes for this one as i intend to train and educate her with the best i can in robotics and engineering. I always dreamed of a time where she'll walk up to a stage to receive a scientific award with two robot bodyguards standing next to her, that she made herself. I mean i want her to be big. Really big. She'll be the one responsible in creating the major advancements in technology, introducing us to various future-bound techs like, anti gravity, unmanned sentries, AI and advanced robotics. Being able to create teleportation and space travel devices will also help, and im seriously hoping she'll create them. I'm going to love this child more than anything else. But with love comes difficult times, I might have to pucker up the sweetness a bit to make sure she's not spoiled. Unlike me. Damn it i wish i was hurt better.
•Romance in a satelite known to many
I hope im still alive when humans populate the moon. Because i cant wait to write a sex-fic about people screwing in space. I've written a lil transcript of it, and it goes, "as we both drift in our cheap rental apartment, the reflection of the glowing planet earth on her eyes combined with the floating breasts due to lack of gravity makes it hard for me not to resist taking her petite hips onto my arms, hugging her firmly and having my penis slide onto her thighs. I muttered into her ears, i love you and we both share a passionate kiss. then i gently guide my penis onto her warm and wet pussy and slowly slide it in, inch after inch until it reaches to its peak. She moans softly and said, fuck me hard, baby. And fuck me well. My right hand gently pulls her hair while my left hand hold on to a nearby drawer to ensure we wont float aimlessly in the atmosphere." and it goes on until the male comes and blows his load onto her belly. It sucks, i know but i can make something better when i was younger.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
These bipedal coulourful creatures of earth
Sera, have you noticed right now you are currently surrounded with these odd colourful creatures that walks on two appendages on the dry surface of the earth, with the ability to make shrieking noises whenever they are out with their pack and apparently using some kind of metal box that runs on circles whenever they need a long distance transport?
Yes sera, they re human beings. i know you already knew about them a long time ago but please let me entertain you with an article of sarcasm so we both could amuse each other.
These creatures are indeed strange arent they? i mean i have to admit they function like no other mortal i have found in my life, being fully capable of intelligent thoughts and the ability to make tools from other tools. Not to mention those structures they make, i mean how can a mammal that have just evolved 10 000 years ago manage to pull out something made from metal and reinforced sand thing out from their brains? Really, this puzzles me to the point i am completely baffled by it. I do understand Lemmy said something about this and how he is going to introduce some creatures of his own creation to one of our gardens but is it possible these are the creatures that he has spawned? Well one things for sure when i get back on the throne, i will be having fun with these things in discreet. I hope you will. thanks James.
Yes sera, they re human beings. i know you already knew about them a long time ago but please let me entertain you with an article of sarcasm so we both could amuse each other.
These creatures are indeed strange arent they? i mean i have to admit they function like no other mortal i have found in my life, being fully capable of intelligent thoughts and the ability to make tools from other tools. Not to mention those structures they make, i mean how can a mammal that have just evolved 10 000 years ago manage to pull out something made from metal and reinforced sand thing out from their brains? Really, this puzzles me to the point i am completely baffled by it. I do understand Lemmy said something about this and how he is going to introduce some creatures of his own creation to one of our gardens but is it possible these are the creatures that he has spawned? Well one things for sure when i get back on the throne, i will be having fun with these things in discreet. I hope you will. thanks James.
The Writing utensils of the future
guess what imaginary friends, i finally got myself a KEYBOARD!!!!! FUCK YEAH! am i not the happiest person in the world right now? Of course i am! finally i got the chance to write things better than using that plain old misery called as the on screen keyboard that this computer offers when one man is having difficulties of not having a physical keyboard to work with. This baby, as id like to call it, uses a USB port to connect to the calculating device and work his magic through there.
Hmm, this surely is an interesting year for me. 21 days pass and i have already gotten all the tendencies to end my life quite yet. i mean, arent we all tired of waking up knowing that our lives are just as insignificant as the other 6 billion plus that roams the earth, being practically omnipresent each and everytime we're out in our hot classic hatchbacks? These meatbags are really annoying i have to say. being here and there, walking around with their colourful skin. i mean those things can be shed. one day this human can be yellow, the other day theyre white. its like its part of of their culture or something. nevertheless i should really make an another blogpost to that because im running out of topic here. But then again, whos not? Anyway, this keyboard isnt perfect, but it makes my job a lot easier to write a 500 word essay, or article or anything that i can put my mind into. But as a utensil, it sucks.
Hmm, this surely is an interesting year for me. 21 days pass and i have already gotten all the tendencies to end my life quite yet. i mean, arent we all tired of waking up knowing that our lives are just as insignificant as the other 6 billion plus that roams the earth, being practically omnipresent each and everytime we're out in our hot classic hatchbacks? These meatbags are really annoying i have to say. being here and there, walking around with their colourful skin. i mean those things can be shed. one day this human can be yellow, the other day theyre white. its like its part of of their culture or something. nevertheless i should really make an another blogpost to that because im running out of topic here. But then again, whos not? Anyway, this keyboard isnt perfect, but it makes my job a lot easier to write a 500 word essay, or article or anything that i can put my mind into. But as a utensil, it sucks.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Santa spawn eats snow and bleeding kids
I HAVE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!1111
FUCK YES IM COOL
That's retarded. you dont have a santa spawn figure from mcfarlane toys? Oh lol wat a fag.Go die you g-string munching cunt. Santa spawn from spawn series 24 is the best festival oriented action figure i've ever saw other than the mrs clause. The detail is fucking suprisingly well done and the chains are made from METAL. Oh fuck yeah. and not to mention the cape is a masterpiece of its own kind. The paint is spot on and it collects dust like you trying to pick one of those cute turrets from Portal.
and speaking of mrs clause, I've had enough with her. Her beautiful face and supple breasts and her smooth ass really dont get to me nowadays. Maybe its due to her holding my dick each and everytime i wish to dry out and now she cant even get me up when i have my fleshlight on.
Tfft.. tough crowd.
Anywho im picking up some rare hard to find shit in kl after this. 240 for the cigar chomping bastard, hellboy and rm100 for the deposit of the retinal-articulated joker figure from hottoys. The joker is due to arrive in july, which is the month where i was born and each and everytime that succulent date comes by, which is 19th, i feel like treatin myself something uber and awesome, like somthing or someone that might fit to my point of interest.
MY ENGLISHHHHHHHHH WRITINGGGGGGG SUCKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS
That's ok though i've just started writing after a 3 month break. Shouldnt be that hard to pick up on this marvelous talent of mine, seeing that my past lives has done somrthing similiar of my future self.
Im being philosophical again.
FUCK YES IM COOL
That's retarded. you dont have a santa spawn figure from mcfarlane toys? Oh lol wat a fag.Go die you g-string munching cunt. Santa spawn from spawn series 24 is the best festival oriented action figure i've ever saw other than the mrs clause. The detail is fucking suprisingly well done and the chains are made from METAL. Oh fuck yeah. and not to mention the cape is a masterpiece of its own kind. The paint is spot on and it collects dust like you trying to pick one of those cute turrets from Portal.
and speaking of mrs clause, I've had enough with her. Her beautiful face and supple breasts and her smooth ass really dont get to me nowadays. Maybe its due to her holding my dick each and everytime i wish to dry out and now she cant even get me up when i have my fleshlight on.
Tfft.. tough crowd.
Anywho im picking up some rare hard to find shit in kl after this. 240 for the cigar chomping bastard, hellboy and rm100 for the deposit of the retinal-articulated joker figure from hottoys. The joker is due to arrive in july, which is the month where i was born and each and everytime that succulent date comes by, which is 19th, i feel like treatin myself something uber and awesome, like somthing or someone that might fit to my point of interest.
MY ENGLISHHHHHHHHH WRITINGGGGGGG SUCKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS
That's ok though i've just started writing after a 3 month break. Shouldnt be that hard to pick up on this marvelous talent of mine, seeing that my past lives has done somrthing similiar of my future self.
Im being philosophical again.
WTF
This is not my 1st time, yet i still screw up on blogging. Yeah, all aplogies you guys, the title above was supposed to be content-wise about me scramping about action figures but now the delicious part of that have to be moved here, on this gay-assed WTF title. but then again its nothing close of a serious error. Its not like anybody's gonna read this shit anyways.
Yesterday i saw the close to life action figure from this chink company at hong kong, Hot toys. Yeah i guess the Chinese need to improvise on their branding name. Hot toys sucks ass. It sounds like some cheap Chinese toys manufacturer than creates bootlegs of spawn and mattel figures. But then again, at least this company is a serious one. The quality of their products is almost unparallel to anything else and i have to say, getting myself one of those Joker MMS DX01 PERS figure does temp me to wet myself.
Oh yes this pile of static shit does look good and i've just ordered one on ebay, contacted the chink-fucker that sells it, agreed to pay an outstanding rm100 for the deposit and i pretty much guess getting my ass out this sunday to times square and pay the fucker the money and in the end, he will tell me to sit on my ass and wait for a retarded 50 grueling days for the item to arrive. Life is hard. And im not a RAT. Neither i am a talented cook But then again i can pull off some complex recipes and cook them close to perfection. Heres my list of shit i can make on the stove.
Nasi goreng
Ayam goreng
maggi sedap special
ayam masak kambing dan lembu bersama sos kicap berkerim.
kucing masak buah mata kucing
(Lol the 1st one was a joke):P
Ok thats it im bored talking to foreigners and myself and you jackasses stay away from me, im practically bored and horny here. I might as well come in to your room, put myself hiding underneath your bed and rape your doll thus making strange humping noises that you might mistake for a boogieman dancing to prince.
Im bad at jokes lol.
Yesterday i saw the close to life action figure from this chink company at hong kong, Hot toys. Yeah i guess the Chinese need to improvise on their branding name. Hot toys sucks ass. It sounds like some cheap Chinese toys manufacturer than creates bootlegs of spawn and mattel figures. But then again, at least this company is a serious one. The quality of their products is almost unparallel to anything else and i have to say, getting myself one of those Joker MMS DX01 PERS figure does temp me to wet myself.
Oh yes this pile of static shit does look good and i've just ordered one on ebay, contacted the chink-fucker that sells it, agreed to pay an outstanding rm100 for the deposit and i pretty much guess getting my ass out this sunday to times square and pay the fucker the money and in the end, he will tell me to sit on my ass and wait for a retarded 50 grueling days for the item to arrive. Life is hard. And im not a RAT. Neither i am a talented cook But then again i can pull off some complex recipes and cook them close to perfection. Heres my list of shit i can make on the stove.
Nasi goreng
Ayam goreng
maggi sedap special
ayam masak kambing dan lembu bersama sos kicap berkerim.
kucing masak buah mata kucing
(Lol the 1st one was a joke):P
Ok thats it im bored talking to foreigners and myself and you jackasses stay away from me, im practically bored and horny here. I might as well come in to your room, put myself hiding underneath your bed and rape your doll thus making strange humping noises that you might mistake for a boogieman dancing to prince.
Im bad at jokes lol.
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