Sera, have you noticed right now you are currently surrounded with these odd colourful creatures that walks on two appendages on the dry surface of the earth, with the ability to make shrieking noises whenever they are out with their pack and apparently using some kind of metal box that runs on circles whenever they need a long distance transport?
Yes sera, they re human beings. i know you already knew about them a long time ago but please let me entertain you with an article of sarcasm so we both could amuse each other.
These creatures are indeed strange arent they? i mean i have to admit they function like no other mortal i have found in my life, being fully capable of intelligent thoughts and the ability to make tools from other tools. Not to mention those structures they make, i mean how can a mammal that have just evolved 10 000 years ago manage to pull out something made from metal and reinforced sand thing out from their brains? Really, this puzzles me to the point i am completely baffled by it. I do understand Lemmy said something about this and how he is going to introduce some creatures of his own creation to one of our gardens but is it possible these are the creatures that he has spawned? Well one things for sure when i get back on the throne, i will be having fun with these things in discreet. I hope you will. thanks James.
Monday, January 17, 2011
The Writing utensils of the future
guess what imaginary friends, i finally got myself a KEYBOARD!!!!! FUCK YEAH! am i not the happiest person in the world right now? Of course i am! finally i got the chance to write things better than using that plain old misery called as the on screen keyboard that this computer offers when one man is having difficulties of not having a physical keyboard to work with. This baby, as id like to call it, uses a USB port to connect to the calculating device and work his magic through there.
Hmm, this surely is an interesting year for me. 21 days pass and i have already gotten all the tendencies to end my life quite yet. i mean, arent we all tired of waking up knowing that our lives are just as insignificant as the other 6 billion plus that roams the earth, being practically omnipresent each and everytime we're out in our hot classic hatchbacks? These meatbags are really annoying i have to say. being here and there, walking around with their colourful skin. i mean those things can be shed. one day this human can be yellow, the other day theyre white. its like its part of of their culture or something. nevertheless i should really make an another blogpost to that because im running out of topic here. But then again, whos not? Anyway, this keyboard isnt perfect, but it makes my job a lot easier to write a 500 word essay, or article or anything that i can put my mind into. But as a utensil, it sucks.
Hmm, this surely is an interesting year for me. 21 days pass and i have already gotten all the tendencies to end my life quite yet. i mean, arent we all tired of waking up knowing that our lives are just as insignificant as the other 6 billion plus that roams the earth, being practically omnipresent each and everytime we're out in our hot classic hatchbacks? These meatbags are really annoying i have to say. being here and there, walking around with their colourful skin. i mean those things can be shed. one day this human can be yellow, the other day theyre white. its like its part of of their culture or something. nevertheless i should really make an another blogpost to that because im running out of topic here. But then again, whos not? Anyway, this keyboard isnt perfect, but it makes my job a lot easier to write a 500 word essay, or article or anything that i can put my mind into. But as a utensil, it sucks.
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